What trampish/mistress of the night with a voice like a screeching train whistle owns this thin and patchy mustache? Precisely why a woman cannot grow one! They lack the manliness and hormones for a thick, mighty upper lip!
Madonna, please invest in a fine bleaching kit, or a wax. With millions of dollars and a full staff of adopted African children, certainly someone can attend to your mustache.
I posted this picture on my FB page. I just had to show the world how truly hideous this mustache was.
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