Mustache of the Day

To some, Dr. King is pondering the civil rights movement and peace between races. To others, he is planning a political upheaval. To me, he is musing over the possibility of a mustache-less existence, meanwhile counting the men in the room who don't have mustaches and probably judging them for the content of their character, which is clearly flawed.

There are rumors out new President elect Barack Obama may be growing a mustache, which is spectacular news. I am clinging to my audacity of hope that he will rule with what has historically been a successful Vice President. If he misspoke, people wouldn't be listening, they'd be thinking, "What a fine mustache." It would be the most politically savvy move, also following in the footsteps of the greatest civil rights activist and African American mustache advocate in the history of the world.