Mustache offenders are lurking in every corner of society, marring the good name of mustaches everywhere. In these segments I enjoy outing those in our community who have disparaged the good name of Mustache! In this entry I will embarass and explain the criminal mustache wearer.
Serial Killers
Notice that famed serial killers such as Richard Ramirez, Ted Bundy, Ed Gein, David Berkowitz, Jeff Dahmer, and John Wayne Gacy all have clean shaven faces. I will be pointing out less notable ones although some kill counts are quite frightening! NOTE: Most serial killers DO NOT WEAR MUSTACHES!
Dennis Rader (BTK)
Bind. Torture. Kill. I wish he would do that to his grotesque mustache. Uneven and full of grays. Has he heard of Just for Men? If you'd like to go gray, pray sick fellow, please go all gray and be distinguished! To choose a patchy path is to to choose torture upon our eyes! The poor victims whose last vision had to be your unsightly stache!
Serial Killers
Notice that famed serial killers such as Richard Ramirez, Ted Bundy, Ed Gein, David Berkowitz, Jeff Dahmer, and John Wayne Gacy all have clean shaven faces. I will be pointing out less notable ones although some kill counts are quite frightening! NOTE: Most serial killers DO NOT WEAR MUSTACHES!
Dennis Rader (BTK)
Bind. Torture. Kill. I wish he would do that to his grotesque mustache. Uneven and full of grays. Has he heard of Just for Men? If you'd like to go gray, pray sick fellow, please go all gray and be distinguished! To choose a patchy path is to to choose torture upon our eyes! The poor victims whose last vision had to be your unsightly stache!Gary Ridgeway (Green River Killer)
It pains me to admit this Salt Lake City born prostitute killer wears a lip accessory. He is a man of low intelligence although he avoided capture for nearly 20 years, in which he worn a mustache a majority of that time. He was what some in these latter days consider a typical mustache wearer - porn addict, prostitute obsessed (killing 48), and a psychopath. Fortunately, most with this personality profile are clean shaven.
Henry Lee Lucus
This scoundrel managed to claim to kill over 100 women! He only really wears a mustache in his mugshot, unfairly contributing to the false notion that mustaches are for lunatics or porn addicts. He claimed to kill Jimmy Hoffa, participate in human sacrifice and snuff films. Gauche. He's truly an odd character that probably did most of these practices while sans stache.Pedro Alonzo Lopez (Monster of the Andes)
Child rapist and murderer of 300 children in the Andes mountains. Yes, this offender is probably the worst mustache wearer and serial killer of all time. Not thick enough nor is it luxurious. Suprised he even lured childern with a face like that. Michael Jackson keeps his looking clean shaven and like a white woman as to not scare little children away, because children are frightened of grown men. Women however, can't resist the masculinity of the stache.
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